July 23, 2009
Revolutionary Hula Hoop Poem # 1
the rain falls like black eyed peas
which fill my Silverline Sil-o-flex 160 psi
irrigation tubing
hula hoops
they have started to come by to visit the hula workshop, yesterday young matthew with his dad mike got to see the process, I snipped off a tiny piece of tubing for him to take home
yesterday neil conan who i think is an idiot got some guy on the radio to say that 18% of americans think the earth revolves around the sun
i wonder how many of these are kids and whether that would increase or decrease the study which 94% of all listeners now think is the truth, no question
any hula hooper will eventually understand that it is possible to be in that 18% and not only NOT BE AN IDIOT but also be right
I contemplate such optimism
even as this radio announcement
exposes the vast idiocy that sweeps our nation and must be uplifted or else we will sink into the sea!
Hula hoop for Peace! Hula hoop for Justice! Hula Hoop to reduce American Idiocy!